FUCKING CURED YA'LL!!

These past few weeks.. well they've been murder on ol' Bonobo.

His PC infected with badness to a vegetative point of functioning leaving him with the sorry state of not being able to blog but being able to watch everyone else blog and blog and blog and blog and keep on blogging their merry little hearts out.

Bonobo on some days felt sad and needed a lift, other days the children really got to him, other days he was luaghs and all smiles but he simply could not express himself.

Well now fuckadoodle do I can!

My laptop was totally, TOTALLY fucked. Some viruses ate away at the very core of my hard drive and destroyed virtually all my programs.

I managed to salvage most of my important files but all of my picture and sound files have gone to digital heaven. Never mind.

The techies at work gave my laptop the makeover and now its souped up and ready to go, even have a double hard son of a bitch BASTARD internet protection on it.

Bring it on I say, and hello again, I've missed you all so terribly terribly much. Infact at some point I believe me and the Crumb will probably meet you as we've been discussing of late. Can't wait.

*presses enter with deep rooted satisfaction*

I am infected with badness

Consonant reader,

I am so sorry for not having blogged in three thousand years.

The problem here, see, is my godamn laptop. I didn't have any anit- virus or firewall on it and since using the dirty internet, its picked up a life threatening disease which has caused the desktop to completely go west and my programs to open up when they feel like it. My mouse arrow moves in the opposite direction to where I want it to go- in a word- fucked.

I'm taking the poorly PC to a doctors to see if something can be done. It may involve amputation or some long term physiotherapy, but it will be worth it so I can blog my head off in the future.

I'm blogging at the moment using my parents PC , so I may be quiet for some time unfortunately. I can comment on the computers at school but can't outwardly blog..

It is sad but I'll just have to live with it. The moral of this story is that, the internet is a dangerous place to visit and that you must always use protection when exploring the dark unknown areas of cyberspace.

By the way, what exactly has happened to Pencil's site? Sounds like an advert for QVC.

B x.